Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. ~Cynthia Nelms
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. ~Author Unknown
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown
Invent a past for the present. ~Daniel Stern
Where is the good in goodbye? ~Meredith Willson, The Music Man
In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend. ~Solon
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. ~Finley Peter Dunne
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. ~Author Unknown
What the daughter does, the mother did. ~Jewish Proverb
Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future, where is the dread? And without guilt and dread, who am I? ~from "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal", by Christopher Moore.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. ~Reba McEntire
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. ~Rod McKuen, Looking for a Friend (Thank you, Carolyn.)
Having babies is fun, but babies grow up into people. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter, "The Price of Tomato Juice"
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. ~Author Unknown
Sticks and stones are hard on bones
Aimed with angry art,
Words can sting like anything
But silence breaks the heart.
~Suzanne Nichols
The tattoo attracts and also repels precisely because it is different. ~Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~Douglas Yates
We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules. ~Buzzie Bavasi
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental.
~Ogden Nash
There is much to be said for failure. It is more interesting than success. ~Max Beerbohm, Mainly on the Air, 1946
True friends stab you in the front. ~Oscar Wilde
All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own. ~Johann von Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther, 1774
People pay for what they do, and still more, for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it simply: by the lives they lead. ~Edith Wharton
Photography deals exquisitely with appearances, but nothing is what it appears to be. ~Duane Michals
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~Mark Twain
When you're happy, I'm happy. When you're sad, I'm sad. When you're lonely, call me! ~Author Unknown
Some things become so completely our own that we forget them. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. ~Author Unknown
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